Passive Aggressive Starter Kit | Breakroom 13

For the silent rebellion you've been planning since the last all-hands.

Everything you need to communicate your feelings without technically saying anything. Desk-ready. TikTok-approved. Plausibly deniable.

What's Inside

• Mini Desk Sign — Double-sided. "Currently Pretending to Work" / "This Could Have Been an Email."
• Corporate Bullsh*t Sticky Note Pad — Every page says exactly what you're thinking. Stick accordingly.
• Flip Affirmation Cards — Corrected versions of things HR would say.

Disclaimer

Breakroom 13 accepts no responsibility for unsolicited team conversations, being asked to "have a quick chat", or any performance improvement plans that may result from visible use of this kit. Display responsibly. Or don't.

Not recognised by HR.

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