This isn't a gift box. It's a coping device.

The Breakroom 13 survival kit is built for people who survive back-to-back meetings, forced team bonding, and performance reviews with a smile — while screaming internally. Inside you'll find everything you need to get through the working week with your dignity (mostly) intact.

    • BR13 Kit - Spilling Out

      The Kit

      • The Box. Obviously.
      • Linen Drawstring Bag — for carrying your dignity home.
      • BR13 Mints — because some meetings require fresh breath and a poker face.
      • Official Membership Card — proof you survived long enough to qualify.
      • "Things I Cannot Say Out Loud" Notebook — your safe space.
      • "Per My Last Email." Pen — say it without saying it.
      • Official Member Handbook — essential reading for the professionally exhausted.
      • BR13 Hand Sanitiser — cleanse the meeting from your hands.
      • Scratch Card — because sometimes you need a different kind of odds.
      • Meeting Bingo Card — make it a game. You've earned it.

    The Presale Is Live.

    Get your kit, get your number, get out of that meeting. First run only — limited stock.

    • The Full Breakdown

      Complete kits and packs for the professionally exhausted. Everything you need to survive the corporate experience.

    • Desk Drawer Essentials

      Desk Drawer Essentials

      The individual items that get you through the 3pm slump, the passive aggressive email chain, and the meeting that could have been a voice note.

    • Games Collection

      Games

      Card games and escape games for teams who appreciate dark workplace humour. Play responsibly. Or don't.

    The Why. The Who. The What.

    The Why — Because corporate life is a endurance sport and honestly? Spite!

    The Who — For the ones who reply "sounds great!" when they mean absolutely not. You know who you are. You're still on mute.

    The What — A carefully curated box of tools, distractions, and small rebellions to get you through the week with your sanity (mostly) intact.

     BORN IN A TEAMS CALL.

    They thought we were taking notes.

    It started with a notebook. And a lot of meetings.

    Multitasking. Professionally.

    This is fulfilment. In every sense.

    OFFICE TRUTHS WE ALL KNOW

    "Monday mornings are a state of mind... a very confused state of mind."

    You’ve had a rough week and it’s only 09:02 on Monday morning?

    There are things everyone at work is thinking…

    but no one is allowed to say.

    Let’s be honest.

    Work can be chaos.

    Endless meetings.

    Passive-aggressive emails.

    The colleague who replies-all.


    That’s where BreakRoom 13 comes in.

    Not-HR-approved survival kits designed for real workplace moments —

    stressful days, chaotic meetings, and the quiet battle to keep it together until 5pm.

    Because the workday fights dirty.