This isn't a gift box. It's a coping device.

The Breakroom 13 survival kit is built for people who survive back-to-back meetings, forced team bonding, and performance reviews with a smile — while screaming internally. Inside you'll find everything you need to get through the working week with your dignity (mostly) intact.

What's inside — Product images may vary. The existential dread is consistent.

    • BR13 Kit - Spilling Out

      The Kit

      • The Box. Obviously.
      • Linen Drawstring Bag — for carrying your dignity home.
      • BR13 Mints — because some meetings require fresh breath and a poker face.
      • Official Membership Card — proof you survived long enough to qualify.
      • "Things I Cannot Say Out Loud" Notebook — your safe space.
      • "Per My Last Email." Pen — say it without saying it.
      • Official Member Handbook — essential reading for the professionally exhausted.
      • BR13 Hand Sanitiser — cleanse the meeting from your hands.
      • Scratch Card — because sometimes you need a different kind of odds.
      • Meeting Bingo Card — make it a game. You've earned it.
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      The Presale Is Live.

      Get your kit, get your number, get out of that meeting. First run only — limited stock.

      Fresh Ways To Cope

      • The Full Breakdown

        Complete kits and packs for the professionally exhausted. Everything you need to survive the corporate experience.

      • Desk Drawer Essentials

        Desk Drawer Essentials

        The individual items that get you through the 3pm slump, the passive aggressive email chain, and the meeting that could have been a voice note.

      • Games Collection

        Games

        Card games and escape games for teams who appreciate dark workplace humour. Play responsibly. Or don't.
      Escape reality

      The Lost & Found

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      The Why. The Who. The What.

      The Why — Because corporate life is a endurance sport and honestly? Spite!

      The Who — For the ones who reply "sounds great!" when they mean absolutely not. You know who you are. You're still on mute.

      The What — A carefully curated box of tools, distractions, and small rebellions to get you through the week with your sanity (mostly) intact.

       BORN IN A TEAMS CALL.

      They thought we were taking notes.

      It started with a notebook. And a lot of meetings.

      Multitasking. Professionally.

      This is fulfilment. In every sense.

      OFFICE TRUTHS WE ALL KNOW

      "Monday mornings are a state of mind... a very confused state of mind."

      You’ve had a rough week and it’s only 09:02 on Monday morning?

      There are things everyone at work is thinking…

      but no one is allowed to say.

      Let’s be honest.

      Work can be chaos.

      Endless meetings.

      Passive-aggressive emails.

      The colleague who replies-all.


      That’s where BreakRoom 13 comes in.

      Not-HR-approved survival kits designed for real workplace moments —

      stressful days, chaotic meetings, and the quiet battle to keep it together until 5pm.

      Because the workday fights dirty.


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