Emotional Support Pack | Breakroom 13

For the days when professionalism is the only thing holding you together.

A carefully curated bundle of consumables and comfort items for the quietly suffering professional. Feels premium. Is completely absurd. Exactly as intended.

What's Inside

• Things I Cannot Say Out Loud Notebook — For thoughts that would end your career if spoken aloud.
• Tears of My 9–5 Tissues — For scheduled crying only.
• Flip Affirmation Cards — Front: "You are valued." Back: "Just not financially."

Disclaimer

This pack is not a substitute for annual leave, a pay rise, or a manager who reads the room. Breakroom 13 accepts no responsibility for emotional breakthroughs in the stationery cupboard.

Not recognised by HR.

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