Emergency Excuse Cards | Breakroom 13

For when you need to leave a conversation without leaving your job.

The Emergency Excuse Cards are a collection of pre-approved, corporate-safe exit strategies designed for meetings that should have been emails.

Printed on high-quality card stock and infused with just enough passive resistance to get you through the day. Includes multiple phrases you already say daily — just now in a more official format.

What's Inside

• "Sorry, just jumping on another call"
• "Circling back shortly"
• "Let's take this offline"
• "I'll action that and revert"
• "Can we park this for now?"

Disclaimer

Cards are pre-approved for professional use. Breakroom 13 accepts no liability for eye-rolls, passive-aggressive Slack messages, or being voluntold for the next project as a result of using these cards.

Not recognised by HR.

Images are for illustrative purposes. The actual product will arrive looking suspiciously similar.