{"product_id":"emergency-excuse-cards-breakroom-13","title":"Emergency Excuse Cards | Breakroom 13","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor when you need to leave a conversation without leaving your job.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Emergency Excuse Cards are a collection of pre-approved, corporate-safe exit strategies designed for meetings that should have been emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock and infused with just enough passive resistance to get you through the day. Includes multiple phrases you already say daily — just now in a more official format.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Sorry, just jumping on another call\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Circling back shortly\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Let's take this offline\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I'll action that and revert\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Can we park this for now?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCards are pre-approved for professional use. Breakroom 13 accepts no liability for eye-rolls, passive-aggressive Slack messages, or being voluntold for the next project as a result of using these cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recognised by HR.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eImages are for illustrative purposes. The actual product will arrive looking suspiciously similar.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BreakRoom13","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53982584275284,"sku":"BR13-EEC-001","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/0719\/6500\/files\/image_35bced19-bbd2-4f19-8a82-42c73a028040.png?v=1774020574","url":"https:\/\/breakroom13.co.uk\/products\/emergency-excuse-cards-breakroom-13","provider":"BreakRoom13","version":"1.0","type":"link"}